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How Sleazy Are You?
  1. Ever tried alcohol? Yes
  2. Ever been drunk? Yes
  3. Ever play drinking games? Yes
  4. Ever fall down because you drank too much? Yes
  5. Ever drink enough to throw up? Yes
       If yes, was it on another person? Yes
  6. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? Yes
  7. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? Yes
  8. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? Yes
  9. How many times a week do you regularly drink?
  10. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? Yes
  11. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? Yes
  12. Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? Yes
  13. Ever try pot, hash, or magic mushrooms?
    I haven't done any of them
    I've done one of them
    I've done two of them
    I've done them all
  14. Do you do drugs regularly? Yes
       If yes, do you do them at least 4 times a week? Yes
  15. Ever bought "soft" drugs? Yes
  16. Ever sell drugs? Yes
  17. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? Yes
  18. Ever used barbituates? Yes
  19. Ever used hallucinogens? Yes
  20. Ever used narcotics? Yes
  21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? Yes
  22. Ever been on a date? Yes
  23. Ever been felt up or groped? Yes
       If yes, was it to orgasm? Yes
  24. Ever had sexual intercourse? Yes
       If yes, was it on the first date? Yes
  25. Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? Yes
  26. Ever paid for sex? Yes
  27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? Yes
  28. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? Yes
  29. Ever engage in oral sex? Yes
       If yes, was it to orgasm? Yes
  30. Ever engage in anal sex? Yes
       If yes, was it to orgasm? Yes
  31. Ever engage in the 69 position? Yes
  32. Ever contract an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)? Yes
  33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive? Yes
  34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? Yes
  35. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? Yes
  36. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? Yes
  37. Ever had sex in a public place? Yes
  38. Ever had carpet burns as a result of a sexual act? Yes
  39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? Yes
  40. Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification? Yes
  41. Ever used sex toys? Yes
  42. Ever pass out during sex? Yes
  43. Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? Yes
  44. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? Yes
  45. Ever bought something in a sex shop? Yes
  46. Ever licked or had someone lick
       An eyeball Yes
       Toes Yes
       Ears Yes
       Anus Yes    (If yes, was it YOUR OWN anus) Yes
  47. Ever had sex with a relative? Yes
  48. Ever make someone else sleep in the wet spot? Yes
  49. Does necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality turn you on? Yes
  50. Ever been arrested? Yes
       If yes, were you convicted? Yes